I miss being a little kid. You fall asleep in the couch and magically transfer to your bed.
Posted 5 months ago / 151,426 notes / Via: funniest10k

funniest10k:

Now my mom’s all like

GET UP AND GET IN THE ROOM!

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

something you should know.
Posted 5 months ago / 30,881 notes / Via: moni158

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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1. Highlight All The Numbers

2. Press Ctrl+F

3. Press 9

MIND BLOWN

This is a cool blog to follow

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Posted 7 months ago / 20,753 notes / Via: colonelcupcake

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

colonelcupcake:

mutant-in-the-tardis:

loveydoveyecstasy:

popeofgeekery:

commanderikari:

Tik Tok by Ke$ha, as read by Batman

internet: 1

everyone else: 0

Spewed Dr. Pepper onto my screen and laughed so hard I snorted. Oh my God.

LMFAO

DOWNLOAD
Posted 7 months ago / 47,004 notes / Via: moni158

Posted 7 months ago / 23,878 notes / Via: moni158

sarkyfancypants:

hehasacorpsebride:

b-a-d—w-o-l-f:

screaming

Is it bad that I read the whole thing as if it was a poem? Jesus!

(Source: ofmiceandmeningitis)

Posted 9 months ago / 220 notes / Via: colonelcupcake

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Reblog if you’re registered at PotterMore. I need to know my new classmates.
Posted 9 months ago / 9,977 notes / Via: colonelcupcake

foreverpmore:

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Posted 10 months ago / 4,569 notes / Via: colonelcupcake

colonelcupcake:

starrrah:

abakkus:

whatthetacoo:

thedailywhat:

Ridiculous Roller Coaster of the Day: Opening this month at the Fuji-Q Highland amusement park near Mount Fuji, the Takabisha roller coaster boasts the world’s steepest freefall: A gut-melting 121 degrees capable of inducing g-force levels equivalent to those experienced by fighter pilots.
The 141-foot, 62mph drop is merely the cherry that tops a 2-mile-long roller coaster cake filled with seven major twists and turns.
See the Takabisha in action below:




First-person POV from the front row:




[mirror.]

Shit

Oh my gog, no.
Never ever.

Oh my god
Get me on this roller coaster

must. ride. asap.

colonelcupcake:

starrrah:

abakkus:

whatthetacoo:

thedailywhat:

Ridiculous Roller Coaster of the Day: Opening this month at the Fuji-Q Highland amusement park near Mount Fuji, the Takabisha roller coaster boasts the world’s steepest freefall: A gut-melting 121 degrees capable of inducing g-force levels equivalent to those experienced by fighter pilots.

The 141-foot, 62mph drop is merely the cherry that tops a 2-mile-long roller coaster cake filled with seven major twists and turns.

See the Takabisha in action below:

First-person POV from the front row:

[mirror.]

Shit

Oh my gog, no.

Never ever.

Oh my god

Get me on this roller coaster

must. ride. asap.

Posted 10 months ago / 34 notes / Via: colonelcupcake

bitcheslovesmilies:

Best Drink menu ever!

bitcheslovesmilies:

Best Drink menu ever!

Posted 10 months ago / 116,948 notes / Via: colonelcupcake



jasmine-blu:        
This is a homeless guy who lives on a bridge in Dublin City. Last week his rabbit was grabbed from him and thrown into the river below.. the River Liffey. Which is one of the most horrible rivers in Ireland. The currents are really strong and it’s filthy.. Anyway, as soon as the rabbit hit the water this guy was already hurdling off the bridge and towards the freezing river to save her. After hitting the water and successfully locating her, he proceeding to pump air back into her, making her regain consciousness and basically come back to life. I was talking to him today along with another woman and she asked “Why in the name of God did you jump into the water? Did you not think about it?!” and straight away he replied with “No. I didn’t stop to think. I just jumped. It was an instinct.. I needed to save her.”

jasmine-blu:        

This is a homeless guy who lives on a bridge in Dublin City. Last week his rabbit was grabbed from him and thrown into the river below.. the River Liffey. Which is one of the most horrible rivers in Ireland. The currents are really strong and it’s filthy.. Anyway, as soon as the rabbit hit the water this guy was already hurdling off the bridge and towards the freezing river to save her. After hitting the water and successfully locating her, he proceeding to pump air back into her, making her regain consciousness and basically come back to life. I was talking to him today along with another woman and she asked “Why in the name of God did you jump into the water? Did you not think about it?!” and straight away he replied with “No. I didn’t stop to think. I just jumped. It was an instinct.. I needed to save her.”

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